November 12th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
The Swiss Army Penis is perhaps one of the most well known multi-function tools in the world. Dependable, versatile and constructed of stainless steel, this “multi-tool” is a must for the intrepid wilderness explorer. Pictured here is the standard model.
Notice the artist’s stunning attention to detail in regards to the cross and shield. This is an authentic Swiss Army Penis. The use of shadows is also a nice touch.
November 10th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
It’s not the size that matters, but how you draw it. The Micro-penis, while small, possesses some of the fundamental essentials of a good penis drawing. Veins, the tuft of pubic hair, ejaculate and the scrotum cleft all contribute to what may be considered a fine example of how to draw a penis.
November 8th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
This second submission from RJames further explores the predatory penis theme. Pictured is the deadly Rattlepenis, one of nature’s deadliest creatures. An ambush predator, the Rattlepenis typically waits coiled and ready to strike at approaching prey or threats. By the time you hear the “ball-rattle” it is usually too late.
November 7th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
Coming this summer, The Nation’s No.1 Best-Selling Book now the Screen’s Super-Thriller. Prepare for Jaws: The Penis. This “creature-feature” horror movie is guaranteed to scare you.
See it before you go swimming.
November 5th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Shelby T”
From the depths of some ghoulish nightmare comes the Vampire Penis. This bloodsucking boner stalks prey before sucking out its blood. Notice the creative use of different color paper and the hanging strips of pubic hair. Together they give this work an unique three-dimensional perspective.
November 2nd, 2008 by admin
Penis Of The Month for October 2008 is Barack Obama VS. John McCain by “B”
The clash of the 2008 presidential hopefuls has finally been captured, in penis form. Ambitious statesman Barack Obama lunges forth with his dynamic fangs of change, while veteran war-hero John McCain ejaculates his maverick acid-sperm. Both are clearly divided on many key issues. This piece illustrates that rift and presents it to us in a masterpiece that fully captures the essence of the upcoming presidential election.
Keep sending those penises in!
October 25th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
The clash of the 2008 presidential hopefuls has finally been captured, in penis form. Ambitious statesman Barack Obama lunges forth with his dynamic fangs of change, while veteran war-hero John McCain ejaculates his maverick acid-sperm. Both are clearly divided on many key issues. This piece illustrates that rift and presents it to us in a masterpiece that fully captures the essence of the upcoming presidential election.
* postapenis.com would like to take this opportunity to remind you to..
GET OUT AND VOTE 11/4/08
May the best penis win.
October 13th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Emilio Black”
This is a rather creepy penis. Pay attention when this penis is in the room. Notice the haphazard circumcision scar, the bulging veins, the unblinking eyeballs..
October 10th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Pablo Ávila Martínez”
This work could be taken to symbolize just one of the many diversified penis strata of our world. Notice how the penis sits in the sediment yet just atop the bedrock to take advantage of the local water table. The presence of the snail speaks volumes in this piece and can be taken to indicate a general penis harmony with the environment. A fine work that is at home both in a gallery and in a Geology textbook.
October 6th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Gary D”
This is an intriguing piece. Perhaps this is a sketching of bones unearthed from a secret, long lost dig site. Were penises once an invertebrate species? Did man evolve from penises? We may never know.
October 5th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Captain Smeg”
With its engorged veins and deceptively charming pink head, this penis is a predator waiting in the shadows. It strikes at its prey swiftly and when it is least expected.
October 4th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
This powerful work comes to us again from one of our most premier penis artists. The Wicked Launcher is a powerful image; the pulsing veins, the askew head and liquid stream stand out in this piece. A rare addition is the artist’s signature, ensuring the authenticity of the piece.
