September 30th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
No bouquet of flowers or Hallmark card quite says “I’m sorry” like an apologetic penis. We received this penis as an apology for something long since forgotten. Emotionally we accepted this penis, and the heartfelt apology. Forever, this penis will hold a place in our hearts.
September 29th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
On the surface, a simple design with a simple message. Yet the author hides a second statement. Morning Wood.
September 28th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Captain Smeg”
Normally, a body has a penis attached. In this case, a penis has a body attached. Perspective is the defining characteristic of this artwork. Not just the exaggerated genitalia, but the rarely seen top-down view.
September 27th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
This carefree penis likes to take things easily. A pleasant penis that is very easy-going, Happy-Go-Penis likes to chill with his testicle friends and “hang out”
September 26th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Taylor Mosley”
This piece was inspired by the Angels and Airwaves song, Secret Crowds. The singer describes his own perfect world as having “..dogs, birds, planes, *penis cars..” What a wonderful world that must be to live in.
*this is commonly mistaken for “cleanest cars”, which really doesn’t make any sense. He’s clearly saying “penis cars”
September 25th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Lewis Bone”
This epic piece speaks volumes on the subject of humanity penisanity. A stranded penis, alone save for the death sentence of the open ocean, sick with the horror of the situation..
Interesting is the use of pubic hair and colors. A penis to be contemplated.
September 24th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Neelyah”
This work shows us what appears to be a rather interesting penis / animal hybrid. Whatever it is, the artist has given it a rather friendly appearance. We suspect it is of the subspecies Canis lupus penisiliaris, a close relative of the domestic dog.
September 23rd, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Lewis Bone”
This work is symbolic of the epic struggle of good and evil. The red, fanged penis can be interperted as Evil incarnate pursuing the virgin vagina of Goodness. Of interest is the artist’s choice of the uncommon “stringy” pubic hair. Even of more significance is the missing clitoral hood, displaying what we here at postapenis.com already know. The clitoris is a myth.
September 22nd, 2008 by admin
Oprah vs. over 9000 PENISES featuring Pedobear
music by thefr00n
We normally don’t post stuff like this. But it’s such a catchy tune, we had to.
September 22nd, 2008 by admin
Artist : “Andrey Sh. Dm.”
This work shows a desert variety of penis, the Penis Cactus. This succulent plant is well-known and comes in many varieties. Shown here is a variety that has been pictured many times in American Western films. Be warned, Cactus Penis spines are very irritating to the skin. You don’t want to be pricked by this prick.
September 21st, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Coma954″
This particular type of troll has evolved from Nordic fairy tales and is now known internationally in a variety of different cultures. The Cock-a-troll is usually depicted as a dangerous creature, though some have been known to be friendly. The artist’s interpretation of this beast gives much credit to the troll’s well-known and well-endowed member.
September 21st, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Kepledon”
U.S.S. Cockblock Action Report: July 4, 1943
“Sonar contact! Bearing 329 deg.T, distant 500 yards. Penis is of 800 tons standard displacement-”
“-He’s going to ram us!”
-lost transmission-
