October 25th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
The clash of the 2008 presidential hopefuls has finally been captured, in penis form. Ambitious statesman Barack Obama lunges forth with his dynamic fangs of change, while veteran war-hero John McCain ejaculates his maverick acid-sperm. Both are clearly divided on many key issues. This piece illustrates that rift and presents it to us in a masterpiece that fully captures the essence of the upcoming presidential election.
* postapenis.com would like to take this opportunity to remind you to..
GET OUT AND VOTE 11/4/08
May the best penis win.
October 13th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Emilio Black”
This is a rather creepy penis. Pay attention when this penis is in the room. Notice the haphazard circumcision scar, the bulging veins, the unblinking eyeballs..
October 10th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Pablo Ávila Martínez”
This work could be taken to symbolize just one of the many diversified penis strata of our world. Notice how the penis sits in the sediment yet just atop the bedrock to take advantage of the local water table. The presence of the snail speaks volumes in this piece and can be taken to indicate a general penis harmony with the environment. A fine work that is at home both in a gallery and in a Geology textbook.
October 6th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Gary D”
This is an intriguing piece. Perhaps this is a sketching of bones unearthed from a secret, long lost dig site. Were penises once an invertebrate species? Did man evolve from penises? We may never know.
October 5th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Captain Smeg”
With its engorged veins and deceptively charming pink head, this penis is a predator waiting in the shadows. It strikes at its prey swiftly and when it is least expected.
October 4th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
This powerful work comes to us again from one of our most premier penis artists. The Wicked Launcher is a powerful image; the pulsing veins, the askew head and liquid stream stand out in this piece. A rare addition is the artist’s signature, ensuring the authenticity of the piece.
October 2nd, 2008 by admin
Artist: “G”
Inspired by the delicious buffalo chicken wings at “Wings Over”, this piece is a statement to wing connoisseurs worldwide: Go eat some wings! Then draw penises! Life is good.
October 2nd, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Dr. Longfellow”
This submission is literally drowning in its own pubic hair. The use of the pubic “nest” and the positioning of the penis are reminiscent of a baby bird reaching hungrily for the worm.
October 1st, 2008 by admin
We here at postapenis.com would like to announce this month’s pick for the Penis Of The Month Club! It wasn’t an easy choice. We received almost 50 different penises this month! None of this would be possible if it wasn’t for all the contributing artists and faithful viewers. Keep sending those penises in!
Penis Of The Month for September 2008 is Surreal Penis by “Philip Suffren”
Surreal Penis was also featured in The Penis Song video.
Truly a splendid painting the “Surreal Penis” is. This artist is a regular Penis Picasso. Where does the penis begin and where does it end? We could easily see this piece in stained glass at the local church.
October 1st, 2008 by admin
Postapenis.com simply would not be possible if it wasn’t for all the talented contributors. So, we are excited to announce a new feature to honor these artists.. The Penis Of The Month Club!
Each month, we here at postapenis.com will hand-select a single penis which we feel is the best contribution from that month. Most of the criteria for the selection is based on (but not limited by) style, creativity, skill, effort and humor.
Through an extensive elimination process, we pick the “best” penis of the month. What qualifies as the “best” varies between all of us. Every submission is guaranteed a shot at the title.
Anyone can win! You do not have to be a professional penis pencil pusher.
So send in those penises. Maybe your penis will be the next Penis Of The Month!
