November 30th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Alexz Kumar”
Boldly going where no penis has gone before is the Space Dick. This intrepid explorer seeks out new life and is the representative of all penis-kind. Plus he’s a king. So he’s got that going for him too.
Notice the lighting effect and the subtle ethereal glow.
November 28th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Ohnas”
This is an example of the Jolly Roger of the genitalia world, the dick and crossbones. Similar to the stereotypical pirate flag, this design is indicative of the infamous penis pirates. The dick and crossbones may also be used to indicate a poisonous substance or may simply mean “don’t stick your dick in this”
November 12th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
The Swiss Army Penis is perhaps one of the most well known multi-function tools in the world. Dependable, versatile and constructed of stainless steel, this “multi-tool” is a must for the intrepid wilderness explorer. Pictured here is the standard model.
Notice the artist’s stunning attention to detail in regards to the cross and shield. This is an authentic Swiss Army Penis. The use of shadows is also a nice touch.
November 10th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “B”
It’s not the size that matters, but how you draw it. The Micro-penis, while small, possesses some of the fundamental essentials of a good penis drawing. Veins, the tuft of pubic hair, ejaculate and the scrotum cleft all contribute to what may be considered a fine example of how to draw a penis.
November 8th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
This second submission from RJames further explores the predatory penis theme. Pictured is the deadly Rattlepenis, one of nature’s deadliest creatures. An ambush predator, the Rattlepenis typically waits coiled and ready to strike at approaching prey or threats. By the time you hear the “ball-rattle” it is usually too late.
November 7th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “RJames”
Coming this summer, The Nation’s No.1 Best-Selling Book now the Screen’s Super-Thriller. Prepare for Jaws: The Penis. This “creature-feature” horror movie is guaranteed to scare you.
See it before you go swimming.
November 5th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Shelby T”
From the depths of some ghoulish nightmare comes the Vampire Penis. This bloodsucking boner stalks prey before sucking out its blood. Notice the creative use of different color paper and the hanging strips of pubic hair. Together they give this work an unique three-dimensional perspective.
November 2nd, 2008 by admin
Penis Of The Month for October 2008 is Barack Obama VS. John McCain by “B”
The clash of the 2008 presidential hopefuls has finally been captured, in penis form. Ambitious statesman Barack Obama lunges forth with his dynamic fangs of change, while veteran war-hero John McCain ejaculates his maverick acid-sperm. Both are clearly divided on many key issues. This piece illustrates that rift and presents it to us in a masterpiece that fully captures the essence of the upcoming presidential election.
