December 7th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Ohnas”
This drawing is of an extraterrestrial penis native to the planet Venus. This lifeform appears to inhabit the planet’s surface. However, this depiction can also be interpreted as the penis lying within the planet’s sediment. Perhaps it is bursting forth to gulp the acidic atmosphere?
Skeptics may ask, is there even other penis out there beyond our world? This artwork tells us the answer is an emphatic yes.
December 6th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Alexz Kumar”
Here we have a submission with a unique perspective; your own. For those unfortunate enough to not have a penis, this drawing may help convey the unique sensation of owning one. The First-person Penis could perhaps be an add-on item to one of the first-person shooter games that are very popular today. Look for it in an expansion pack coming soon.
December 4th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Alexz Kumar”
Throughout history, the Guardian Penis has always been referred to as a spiritual protector. This holy supernatural being exists in many belief systems, ready to guard and guide a specific person along the path of good and righteousness. This piece shows us what it may look like as a Guardian Penis keeps its vigil over one of us.
The art is not in what is shown, but what is not shown in this work.
December 3rd, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Alexz Kumar”
Throughout history, the phrase “dick it to the man” has actively encouraged acts against those in authority. This piece captures the racial strife commonly prevalent when referencing “The Man”. When you view this artwork, you are not just seeing art. You are seeing real life.
To date, of all Alexz’s submissions this is the most controversial and perhaps the most thought-provoking.
December 2nd, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Alexz Kumar”
The name “Dickfish” can refer to any number of different species of rare penis sharks found in the Mediterranean. This aggressive shark is known for its unique head, shaped much like the tip of a penis.
The artist has rendered this exotic specimen with a simple drawing, yet it tells much about the disposition of the fish in a quite subtle fashion.
December 1st, 2008 by admin
Penis Of The Month for November 2008 is Swiss Army Penis by “RJames”
The Swiss Army Penis is perhaps one of the most well known multi-function tools in the world. Dependable, versatile and constructed of stainless steel, this “multi-tool” is a must for the intrepid wilderness explorer. Pictured here is the standard model.
Notice the artist’s stunning attention to detail in regards to the cross and shield. This is an authentic Swiss Army Penis. The use of shadows is also a nice touch.
Submit a penis! Maybe your penis will be Penis Of The Month!
December 1st, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Jok”
The straggled tuft of pubic hair. The curious circumcision. The spotted veinage. All of these things contribute to what is a distinctive and proud penis. This is a penis that says, “I am a penis. Look at me.” This work could be a design concept for a future hood ornament.
