February 27th, 2009 by admin

Artist: “Captain Smeg”

The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.

February 25th, 2009 by admin

Artist: “Pancake”

This aggressive specimen sports a curious jaguar-skin pattern. Is this jungle cat encroaching upon the concrete-textured city to hunt new game? This may be a statement to encourage the protection of wildlife areas.
Beware the dangerously patterned head of this penis. Proceed with caution!

February 3rd, 2009 by admin

Penis Of The Month for January 2009 is My Penis Post by “Mistress Curiosa”

The New Year is for most a time to make a bold and positive statement. This penis is no exception. “My Penis Post” proudly proclaims itself: This is a penis, MY penis. A fleshy, uncircumcised member is a noble addition to the gallery. Interesting to note is the presence of the flanking “penislets” on either side.

Submit your own penis to be considered as the next Penis Of The Month!