March 23rd, 2009 by admin

Artist: “Solomon Vu”
This acrylic on canvas work is a portrait of the artist’s residential advisor during his freshman year of college. Like many truly great pieces, this was created during a time of a serious emotional experience. As an outlet of pure angst, this penis captures the raw power of the feelings the artist has towards his RA. Many of us who have taken residency in a college dorm can relate to these emotions. Thus, we can relate to this penis.
March 22nd, 2009 by admin

Artist: “Sir Dickalot”
This penis profile view is bold. The subject shown here wakes up in the morning and sets out in a sudden, energetic manner. Hence the title, “Sally Forth”. This penis forges the way and could easily be seen mounted on the hood of a car.
March 16th, 2009 by admin

Artist: “LennyBenny”
This work depicts the artist’s idea of what an Orge’s Penis might look like. Notice the abnormal green skin and yellow pubic hair. Curiously, the pubic hair is parted down the middle. This could mean that, while savage, Ogre’s are also somewhat civilized creatures.
March 8th, 2009 by admin

Artist: “Mr. Tight Pants”
One of the founding members of the Wu-Penis Clan, Ol’ Dirty Penis was known for his unique microphone technique. This is a deceptively complex work. While the head and shaft are simple and elegant, the pubic hair is a subtle mixture of different brushes and styles.
March 4th, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for February 2009 is Geyser Penis by “Captain Smeg”

The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.
Submit your own artwork and your penis could be the next Penis Of The Month!