March 22nd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Sir Dickalot”
This penis profile view is bold. The subject shown here wakes up in the morning and sets out in a sudden, energetic manner. Hence the title, “Sally Forth”. This penis forges the way and could easily be seen mounted on the hood of a car.
March 16th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “LennyBenny”
This work depicts the artist’s idea of what an Orge’s Penis might look like. Notice the abnormal green skin and yellow pubic hair. Curiously, the pubic hair is parted down the middle. This could mean that, while savage, Ogre’s are also somewhat civilized creatures.
March 8th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Mr. Tight Pants”
One of the founding members of the Wu-Penis Clan, Ol’ Dirty Penis was known for his unique microphone technique. This is a deceptively complex work. While the head and shaft are simple and elegant, the pubic hair is a subtle mixture of different brushes and styles.
March 4th, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for February 2009 is Geyser Penis by “Captain Smeg”
The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.
Submit your own artwork and your penis could be the next Penis Of The Month!
February 27th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Captain Smeg”
The Captain is back with this powerful statement of a penis. The Geyser Penis unabashedly ushers forth it’s victory sperm in an exciting rendition of the vertical-style phallus. Captain Smeg’s use of lighting is subtle, but a sure sign he is growing as an artist. And as he grows, our penises grow with him.
February 25th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Pancake”
This aggressive specimen sports a curious jaguar-skin pattern. Is this jungle cat encroaching upon the concrete-textured city to hunt new game? This may be a statement to encourage the protection of wildlife areas.
Beware the dangerously patterned head of this penis. Proceed with caution!
February 3rd, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for January 2009 is My Penis Post by “Mistress Curiosa”
The New Year is for most a time to make a bold and positive statement. This penis is no exception. “My Penis Post” proudly proclaims itself: This is a penis, MY penis. A fleshy, uncircumcised member is a noble addition to the gallery. Interesting to note is the presence of the flanking “penislets” on either side.
Submit your own penis to be considered as the next Penis Of The Month!
January 6th, 2009 by admin
Artist: “A.Po and Tricky Dick”
This piece is a testament to the popular motivational phrase “Cowboy Upenis“. The Artists have pulled this image from a particular happy memory or perhaps they were just in a great mood. Take particular care to notice the penis’s upbeat body language and engaging smile. This is a “Can-do” penis. Print out this work as a reminder to stay positive and get the job done.
January 3rd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Buff”
Our very own Head Curator, Peter Post witnessed the creation of this work during a high class New Year’s soiree. Moments after they finished toasting to new year, the artist lunged for the nearest Kleenex and poured his very soul into what we like to call The Aeropenis. Perhaps inspired by the thought of the clean slate of 2009, The Aeropenis soars high over the city; victorious and ever vigilant for new opportunities.
January 2nd, 2009 by admin
Artist: “Mistress Curiosa”
The New Year is for most a time to make a bold and positive statement. This penis is no exception. “My Penis Post” proudly proclaims itself: This is a penis, MY penis. A fleshy, uncircumcised member is a noble addition to the gallery. Interesting to note is the presence of the flanking “penislets” on either side.
January 1st, 2009 by admin
Penis Of The Month for December 2008 is Dick It To The Man by “Alexz Kumar”
Throughout history, the phrase “dick it to the man” has actively encouraged acts against those in authority. This piece captures the racial strife commonly prevalent when referencing “The Man”. When you view this artwork, you are not just seeing art. You are seeing real life.
To date, of all Alexz’s submissions this is the most controversial and perhaps the most thought-provoking.
Submit your own penis art today and maybe yours will be elected as the next Penis Of The Month!
December 7th, 2008 by admin
Artist: “Ohnas”
This drawing is of an extraterrestrial penis native to the planet Venus. This lifeform appears to inhabit the planet’s surface. However, this depiction can also be interpreted as the penis lying within the planet’s sediment. Perhaps it is bursting forth to gulp the acidic atmosphere?
Skeptics may ask, is there even other penis out there beyond our world? This artwork tells us the answer is an emphatic yes.
